There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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