Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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