I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
