My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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