I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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