i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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