The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
you inspire me to be a worse person
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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