Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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