I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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