So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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