found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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