Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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