I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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