is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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