Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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