tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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