but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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