Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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