And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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