it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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