Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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