I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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