Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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