is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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