Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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