Is it because I queefed?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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