exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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