I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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