I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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