He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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