ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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