the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
