Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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