no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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