It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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