hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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