I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
