508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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