:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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