Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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