He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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