...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Sober January is a disaster.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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