If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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