Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
