I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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