I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
