belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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