wat bout pragnant strippers??
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
