hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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