I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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