god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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