How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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